There's a man over there that doesn't like the perfume, the big one. It's a bloody chicken! Withnail: Withnail: I could take double anything you could! Withnail: They don't like me being on stage. Monty: Monty: Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity. "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." Monty: This *is* the morning. That's worse than meths! Quite freaked me at the time. Jake The Poacher: I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. What on Earth are those? Withnail: We were wondering if we could possibly purchase a pheasant off of you. There's nothing out there except a hurricane. Withnail: Nonsense. Reflecting these times. They can handle the kaftan, they can't handle the bell. Hello? What the fuck are you talking about? You dont deserve such loyalty. The beauty of the world. Bastard must have died. Danny: Uncle Monty: Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. You have made it high. Withnail: Old suit?! When that moment comes, one's ambition ceases. Withnail: Well, lick 10 percent of the arses for me, then! You love him. The carrot has mystery. [voiceover] Withnail: Why don't you use a cup like any other human being? Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that! This ain't fancy dress." Talk:Withnail and I - Wikiquote [high-pitched voice] *Arrrgh*! Withnail: No you can't, I can't get my boots on when they're hot. [whispering] Vegetables again. It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint. [wakes up in the back seat of the car, which is moving along the motorway] Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Withnail: You've had an audition. The school in fiction Poetry. : Withnail and I. I find the quote read by Monty from the note written by the poacher very usable: "Here, Hare, here." Surely Herr Hare Here. A coward you are, Withnail! Because I want to walk you to the station. Speed, is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane Time change. Withnail and I Quotes - Poem of Quotes: Read, Write, Learn "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." I've always been fond of root crops but I only started to grow last summer. The bastard's about to run at me! Marwood: We'll keep them here til they arrive. The purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals is back. Rejuvenate? Didn't you hear? If I hear more words out of you, I'll put one of these here black pods on you. The movie, which ta. Monty: That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. Withnail: Marwood: Get out of it for a while. I feel like a pig shat in my head. Oh, you little traitors. How can it be so cold in here? Then you get horribly drunk and they can't fucking touch you. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning! Withnail: Withnail: [during dinner] . Withnail: The cottage. That's what you say. How like a *god*! Withnail: It's too hot so he drops it, on top of a hill, shouting into a valley, his voice echoing, Withnail's lonely, aging homosexual uncle Monty has gone home, leaving a note humbly apologising for the desperate sexual advances he made on Marwood the night before, Jake has left a dead hare hanging on the cottage door, along with a note, wakes up in the back seat of the car, which is moving along the motorway, he swerves dangerously through the motorway traffic, holding up a Fairy Liquid bottle with a strap and a tube, Marwood knocks on the door of a farmhouse. [Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid]. Withnail and I Quotes. Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. This page was last edited on 1 November 2022, at 17:35. Have another look in that shed. One of my favourite movies. As the world communicates more and more via texts, memes and sound bytes, short but profound quotes from books have become more relevant and important. Policeman 1: Here. I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! Withnail: Rejuvenate! No more than you have. This is ridiculous. No, I'd better go. 2023. He doesn't have any friends. A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us. We're doing a feature for Country Life. Dealt with them? It's like Greenland in here. Have you been away? We're in this cottage here. Now, which of you is going to be a splendid fellow and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine? Making an enemy of our own future. Uncle Monty: Here hare here here hare here! They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into you brain! Flowers are essentially tarts. [amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables] Sherry? Monty: Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow. Oh, Baudelaire. I might fetch you up a rabbit. Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith tearooms and we want them removed. Oh, don't tell me you're not aware of it, I know what you're up to and so do you. Oh, my boys, my boys, we're at the end of an age. It's you he wants. *Fork it*! Monty: Change down, man, find your neutral space. This is a court, man. This is me naked in a corner! [Marwood comes out of the bathroom wearing a towel]. Yes, as a matter of fact I have. Nor women neither. Marwood puts his hand on Withnail's shoulder, they've arrived at the cottage, it's cold and dark, amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables, he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it, stands barefoot, about to leave Withnail and Marwood's flat. Withnail: Withnail: Tactical necessity. Withnail: Withnail: "I fuck arses." The paragon of animals. Withnail: Marwood: You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house? How like an angel in apprehension! Danny: I want to see about digging the car out anyway. But now he's stopped, he's much better in our sex life and in our general life.'" I think we've been in here too long. Withnail unfolds the note and hands it to Monty. [spits onto the ground] There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this fucking mountainside! Why have you drugged their onions?! Get into the countryside. Withnail: Withnail & I (1987) - Quotes - IMDb Here hare here!" Bruce Robinson, Withnail and I: the Original Screenplay. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. You just wait. And that's why you mustn't hold back, let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric. - Monty: Youre going to finish the vegetables. One of us has got to stay on guard. When they take a holiday "by mistake" at the country house of Withnail's flamboyantly gay uncle, Monty, they encounter the unpleasant side of the . How noble in reason! Then you gotta change its drawers for it. Danny: Marwood: Danny: And I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. Marwood: (Voice-over) Danny's here. grant . Goes into court in his kaftan and a bell. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it! Oh dear no no No, I'd be sucked into his trap! Finally, the Withnail And I script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Richard E. Grant movie. Marwood: Discover the priceless words that sparkle and shine here. Curious Myths of the Middle Ages by Sabine Baring-Gould - Complete text Sophocles. Withnail freezes in terror with a mouthful of pie]. I ain't got no pheasants, ain't got no birds. Withnail: Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays. So he looks at the Coalman and says, "What's all this? And the Coalman looks at him and says, "Do you think you look normal, Your Honour?" I've got a bastard behind the eyes. Marwood: No you can't, listen to me, listen to me! I'll be sprouting bloody feelers soon. Withnail: [a poacher enters the pub with pheasants stuffed under his coat, making him look like a hunchback]. Withnail: That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. Where did you school? Withnail: Ive told you why. And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. Please explain the joke from Withnail and I : ExplainTheJoke If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry - neither did they. [Heckles pedestrian] Throw yourself into the road, darling, you haven't got a chance! Listen, I pay you 10 percent to do that. Monty: [to the cat] you beastly little parasite how dare you, you little thug how dare you, arrgh beastly ungrateful little swine. Monty: I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. [is being arrested for drunk driving] Marwood: Withnail: Especially that pimp! Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now! Plot - Withnail and "I" - the narrator - are two aspiring actors and friends who are looking for a job in London without success. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Law rather appeals to me actually. Listen, I know what you're thinking but I had no alternative. Withnail: Weve gone on holiday by mistake. Clip from Withnail & I Rest in happy peace Richard Griffiths ! No! Find your neutral space. For reasons I can't really discuss with you, he had to go to Jamaica. It's society's crime, not ours. Withnail: Then stick it in the soap tray and save it for later. I thought they'd all be out the back, drinking cider and discussing butter. Withnail: Withnail: Listen to me, listen to me! Maybe he f***s arses! St Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. How dare you. Now, look, you. Monty: [Withnail laughs uncontrollably and drops to the floor]. We're incompatible. I mean to have you even if it must be burglary. We forgot to bring our Wellingtons. Withnail: We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. Withnail: What have you done to them? How dare you! You're looking very beautiful, man. Course you have, you're the poacher. [pulling some goo out of the sink] Marwood: Come on lads, let's get home. Marwood: Hare. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning. Then they must be delighted with your career. [the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch]. Sitting down to enjoy my holiday. Marwood: [eating chips while taking a bath] Ive got your saveloy. Do you know, when you first came in here I knew you were a services man. They are playing poker with bottle tops and a . I've some extremely distressing news. Withnail: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*** off while you're doing it! Marwood: quotes duty call warfare modern war. Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. It'll pass. Monty: (to the cat) you beastly little parasite how dare you, you little thug how dare you, arrgh beastly ungrateful little swine. Danny: [they go and sit down at a table with their drinks]. [lunges towards the sink] Mrs. Parkin: There is a certain je ne sais quoi - oh, so very special - about a firm, young carrotExcuse me Uncle Monty: I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary! Withnail: 'Scuse me. Then it was a rodent. That's politics, innit? Don't look, don't look! I'm not gonna understudy anybody. Richard E. Grant Is Making Self-Isolation Fun With Classic 'Withnail www.bbcamerica.com. Here hare here? And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. When I strike they won't know what hit them! What should we do? Withnail: Alas I have little more than vintage wine and memories. Were incompatible. Withnail: These are the sort of windows faces look in at! In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. Wake up you bastard, or I burn this bastard bed down! Withnail: That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. Find your neutral space. Federal judge sentences Massachusetts man to probation for running Hair are your aerials. Im in a park and Im practically dead. [pointing an eel at him] How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader?! Withnail: Half dead he may be, but I'll come up after you, and I'll wake you up with a live one. [getting up at the same time] Tea Shop Proprietor: Get into countryside, rejuvenate. Withnail: You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks! "In a world exclusive interview, 33 year old shot putter Geoff Woade who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. Withnail: Monty: I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. This pill's valued at two quid. I must be out of my mind. Here comes another fucker! Goes into court in his caftan and a bell. Marwood: I'm good-looking. Marwood: (Takes the shotgun) Well let me tell you something, Withnail. Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! I can never touch meat until it's cooked. Add spice to it. [he pours the lighter fluid down his throat. Saint Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. My wife is having a baby. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. And I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. - Washington Irving. Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. If my father was loaded I'd ask him for some money. I don't know what's in here. You never discuss your family do you? This suit was cut by Hawkes of Savile Row. There is a hare tied to the door with a note attached. Parkin's been. All right, Miss Blennerhassett, I'm warning you, if you do, you're fired. 2023. Danny: Look at him. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Look at that, accident black spot! Withnail: I had to come. Beastly, ungrateful little swine! [sticking out his yellowy tongue] Withnail: You got to throttle him. And how dare you tell him you rejected me?! Withnail: STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Brings back such memories of Oxford. I'm good looking. [reading the note] Monty: Marwood: I didn't call you inhumane. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave oerhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. I know you're not asleep, boy. I must have some booze. I need at least an hour for lunch. You got a rush. [they stop and look at each other. Waitress: Withnail: We worked out it would be handy karma for him to get hold of a suit but he's a very low temperature spade, the Coalman. Monty: Withnail: The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news! [holding up a Fairy Liquid bottle with a strap and a tube]. You can use the left-hand menu to view some of the most popular quotes from the main Withnail and I characters . Withnail: How can it be so cold in here? Danny: [Withnail suddenly runs out of the pub, so does Marwood], [Marwood is in the pub toilets, after walking past a hulking Irishman who's called him a ponce]. What do you want? I have just finished fighting a naked man! "Boy lands plum role for top Italian director" Course he does! I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum! Listen, I think you should strangle it instantly in case it starts trying to make friends with us. Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! Marwood: Would you like a drink? Here are found the emeralds, sapphires, carbuncles, topazes, chrysolites, onyxes, beryls, sardius, and other costly stones. Danny: My partner's got a really good idea for making dolls. Withnail: Withnail and I is a comedy-drama film which got pretty popular. Danny: Eat some cake. Web. I've only had a few ales. Monty: Marwood: The man was fined $10,000 and was ordered to pay $1,843 in restitution to Maine. What good's the side? Locations, see. First thing we've got to do is get this fire alight, then we split into two fact-finding groups. Danny: You got a rush. We want to get in there, don't we? There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot. Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare. Marwood : No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. [the drunken, elderly pub landlord opens the till and it hits it him the chest and he almost falls down]. Director: Bruce Robinson Stars: Richard E. Grant, Paul McGann, Richard Griffiths Rating: Unrated Runtime: 107 minutes Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). I'd never have wanted it, not with him in it! Monty: Marwood: Amy Audrey Locke's 1912 In Praise of Winchester offers an anthology of over 100 pages of prose and verse about Winchester College. 1 comment. He leans up close to her, speaking into to her hearing aid, Mr Parkin is sitting on his tractor with one leg wrapped from thigh to ankle in a plastic fertiliser bag. [he swerves dangerously through the motorway traffic]. Ponce! The Withnail and I film script contains a virtually non-stop array of one-liners from all the main characters - and for this reason the film is often touted as being one of the most quotable films ever made. . Find *anything*. Prostitutes for the bees. Here it is: Movie Drone: I Heart - Withnail And I moviedroneblog.blogspot.com. Why can't I get on television? No, no, you can't. Hair are your aerials. Withnail: This may be the reason bald-headed men are uptight. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. I might come and see you lads in the week. I'm in a park and I'm practically dead; what good's the countryside? I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Change down, man. 2 quotes have been tagged as withnail-i: Bruce Robinson: 'We've gone on holiday by mistake' and Bruce Robinson: 'Here. I expect they're dead down the drain. Here, I dont want it. Marwood: Peter Marwood (I): We want the finest wines available to humanity! All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. I think a drink, don't you? Sulking up the hill. What a piece of work is a man! Withnail: [calmly] Monty: Depends entirely on the quality of the wine. Find the exact [they've arrived at the cottage, it's cold and dark]. I'll deal with the water and other plumbings, you can check the fuel and wood situation. I assure you I'm not [drunk], officer, honestly. [eyes filling with tears] Well, don't. What the f*** are you talking about? Thanks! Your email address will not be published. Marwood: Dont vent your spleen on me. Followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage. This is ridiculous. "I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.". Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. And we want them here, and we want them now! Danny: Look at Geoff Woade. Quotes About Cool Kid (57 Quotes) www.quotemaster.org. Start shouting.
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